The one thing that has really fucking pissed me off over the years is how curse words are soooooooooo offensive. A word. One word. I don’t understand how the fuck anyone can get SOOOOOOO OFFENDED by one fucking word. A word that was told to them “this is an offensive word.” FUCKING NON THINKERS FOR THEMSELVES MOTHERFUCKERS. I would bet fucking money that you are the same fucking political party of your mother and father, same religion, etc because you never venture to think for your fucking self. With religion, you better cross your God damn fingers and literally pray to fucking God that your parents got that one right. I feel confident in my religious views, but I also minored in religious studies. My only concern is that ASIANS are so fucking smart. I am hoping they got it all wrong. Now back to fucking cursing. What further irritates me is your stupid fucking parents and society have convinced you dumb asses that words with the same fucking meaning are not offensive. SHIT. CRAP. FUCK. SCREW. CUNT. VAGINA. DICK. PENIS. PISS. PEE. SHIT. POOP. TITS. BOOBIES. The list goes on and on and on so all I ask is for you to think for your fucking self. If we stop preaching to our kids that these words are sooooooo offensive, then one day we can all use these words in unity and they will not be offensive at all.
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