Remember that Muslims fear the pig. That’s why I am declaring Heavenly Ham the safest place in America to celebrate Osama Bin Laden’s death. Osama Bin Laden, who is being ass raped by 99 male virgins in Hell, was the leader of the world’s largest terrorist network. Men and Women fear his death will cause a retaliation by the terrorist organization although I am going to go on record and say that these dune coons will never catch us off guard again thus there is not reason other to celebrate this great death by enjoying Ham, keeping some of it in your wallet in case a Muslim comes around to throw on them, and of course…..Natural Light and 4 Locos. Join us tonight at Heavenly Ham for the biggest celebration of Osama’s great death.