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Lane Bryant(For Larger Women) Clothing Store To Add Edible Sweats To Catalog
Lane Bryant, the clothing store most popular for servicing the needs of overweight fat women has decided to boost sales during economic hardship by adding a host of edible clothing to the menu including edible sweats. The clothing line said that they customers will enjoy a variety of flavors including ham, which one on an online survey conducted on various marketing sites.
Sister Recovering From Being Raped By Pack Of Chiggers. Dead Chiggers If I See Them.
Last night, while enjoying sleep, my Sister was raped by a big pack of nasty chiggers. One Hundred plus chiggers climbed in the bed with my Sister and tore her up. She is recovering today with major skin irritations to the body. Let me clarify, that if I see these chigggers, they are dead fucking chiggers because I will Raid those red bugs to death.
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Miserable Couple Roleplays And Doesn’t Even Know It
Mike and Barbara Beasley both role played during sexual intercourse the other night by pretending to like one another. Married for the past 14 years, Mike said he didnt’ even realize he role played until his best friend Jordan Zeh(www.jfzliveshere.com) pointed it out to him by saying “you hate her…she hates you…you guys totally role played last night dog” high fiving him. Mike said he looked forward to thinking about hating Barbara next time the fuck just to be fucking because they’re married. Barbara was quoted as saying “Yes, it’s true. I hate him. We are together just because of the kids. Did you say Jordan? I want to fuck him so badly.” Share this article by clicking the article and twitter and facebook it and email me at jzeh@me.com. This really helps jfzliveshere.com out tons. Also, hit the BIG “LIKE” BUTTON ON RIGHT SIDE AND LIKE MY FAN PAGE ON FACEBOOK.
New England Patriot’s Tom Brady Refuses To Make Asses Out of Rex Ryan and Antonio Cromartie: Update: Oooops!!! Jets upset Pats. haha
Tom Brady could loan Rex Ryan and Cromartie one and still have one ring left over.
Tom Brady continues to ignore Jets Leader Rex Ryan’s suggestion that Peyton Manning is a better preparer and studier than the soon to be NFL MVP. Maybe Ryan is clueless of all of Peyton’s single season records being shattered by Brady. Maybe he has “blacked out” the ass kicking the last time the Jets played the Patriots. They didn’t just “lose.” They got humiliated. You have to admire Brad’s humility not to wear all three of his Super Bowl Rings and blind Rex Ryan on the sidelines when the diamonds hit his still fat ass. Maybe the soon to be 2 x NFL MVP and 2 x Super Bowl MVP and 3 time Super Bowl Champion just doesn’t have to say shit to either that fat tub of shit or Antonio Cromartie, who I had to google twice just to get his name right. Who is he??? An All Pro in 2007!???? Yep….I guess you do hate someone that has been All Pro just about every year he has played barring injury. So, to the Jets, and behalf of Patriots Nation—-I tell you Jets to “fuck off” and prepare for your ass kicking tomm at the hands of many but by the greatest Quarterback in the history in the NFL…who will soon join Montana and Bradshaw as the only ones with 4 rings. And oh yes—-there will be more….more rings….because this team is unbeatable and not even close to what you will see next year!!! Giddy up Jets….you will soon be in the Playoffs—-if some nerd uses your team on their XBox to play some Madden. Until that—suck on the 3 rings up top!!!
