Cosby & Crabtree’s Calls To Da Ghetto(Masters Rentals)
This probably doesn't make much sense, but does anything from Zeh ever does?
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Bill Cosby Calls Ghetto
Homer Crabtree Calls Ghetto
Tiger Woods’s 5 Most Disturbing Text Messages(Viewer Discretion Advised-VERY FILTHY)
“I want to make you brown like me you slutty little cracker whore by shitting some of this million dollar feces on you while you wear a Clevelend Golf visor. You are about to get a true Clevelend Steamer you big titty’d white bitch.”
Tiger Woods is "one nasty ass motherfucker."
“I’m going to cum all up in your butthole and then you are going to take a purple crazy straw and suck it back out. You are going to love a Tiger Woods mudslide made from my love and poopy juice you white trashy whore.”
“I want to rip your pussy out of your body and eat it with this shitty salad my wife just made me.”
“I want to take that sanitary napkin out of pussy and beat my black cock off into it and so I can see what my cum and your blood look like mixed together honkey slut. “
“I want you to shit and piss in a bucket that I normally put golf balls while I watch.”
Top 10 Signs You Know It’s Tournament Week
Top 10 Signs You Know It’s Tournament Week
by Jordan Zeh
10- You run into Tiger at Mae Video.
9-Some sucky ass band “rocks for dough.”
8-The downtown strippers are suddenly fuckable and prefer coke rather than meth.
7-You have a cocky, almost arrogant attitude about being from Augusta—for an entire week—and for one week only.
6-Charles Howell III asks to borrow your badges.
5-People actually buy Augusta Magazine.
4-Wholelife Ministries forces thousands to litter.
3-You blow all of your practice round ticket money on “blow.”
2-Lots of men are dressesd up like…faggots!
AND THE TOP SIGN YOU KNOW IT’S TOURNAMENT WEEK
VEEJAY PATEL HAS RENTED OUT HIS HOME TO VEEJAY SINGH!
This years list is slightly modified as I started this tradition 4 years ago and modify every year. Number 10 last year was “You ride home from the spot with John Daly,” which no longer applies because The Spot is closed(not because Daly isn’t a drunk)….Number 9 was “Building on a 25 year old tradition, you decided not to go see Hootie and The Blowfish,” but I must confess that I am a little disappointed—-mainly because the replaced them with The Goo Goo Dolls but hey—-AT LEAST IT ISN’T CHEAP TRICK!!!! HAHA Other than that, I replaced “queers” with “faggots” on Number 2 just because “faggots” is a fav word right now. So, there you go. Haha….NOW, IT’S YOUR TURN. SIMPLY COMMENT YOUR OWN TOP TEN SIGN YOU THINK IT’S MASTERS WEEK RIGHT BELOW…..
