Rosie O’Donnell’s Finally Gets Wish. Vagina Removed. Penis Attached.
Rosie O'Donnell's removed vagina. "It spoke gibberish. It was alive."
Rosie O’Donnell, the star of the new Oprah Winfrey Network, finally got her wish as Oprah paid to have her vagina removed and a penis was attached to the 40 year old plus lesbian. Surgeon Dave Stumble said “her pussy smelled like shit and is the most hideous thing ever seen. No wonder she wanted a cock. It even blabbered something that no one knew what language it was speaking” Rosie, who is set to debut the Oprah Network was in the best of spirits including getting teary eyed when she urinated standing up for the first time. “This is so awesome. I hope it attracts a lot of women.”
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Public Service Announcement About Aids
Homer Crabtree asks a telemarketer if they have ever Sucked a Fossil
The Real CoCo Hates Avett Brothers
The real CoCo, the one known and beloved by millions, recently threw his own feces at the media player that boosted the terrible music of The Avett Brothers. CoCo then started beating his chest before beating the everloving shit out of the person that forced the poor animal to listen to it. That person was arrested with animal cruelty because law enforcement claimed that the animal was completely wronged through this form of punishment.
Online Degrees Becoming More And More Popular With The Less Intelligent.
Online degrees are becoming more and more popular with the less intelligent. This study was done by intelligent people that revealed that a people that are “very stupid” to “average dumb” to just flat out ignorant people that don’t know any better are starting to sing up for the online degrees convinced they will get a job. Franklin Funk III says he “can’t believe the fucking idiots…do they really think I am going to hire them to do anything that pays more than 7.00 an hour.”
95 Rock Raw. 1st Annual Mudrun. Colonscopy with Big Shots. The Brown Commode says do it. Ron Cross of Columbia County and Austin Rhodes Weigh In.
95 Rock Raw’s Jordan Zeh and Matt Stone, brainchilds of Bowling for Boobies and the leader of Breast Cancer Awareness have stepped up their game for the month of March. Colon Cancer Awareness. Colonscopy time. Puckerhole. Camera. No Pollups. And the 1st Annual 95 Rock Raw Mudrun.
Snag A Bag(Colostomy) Friday at 95 Rock Raw. Win One Every Hour On The Hour
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“MOBILE GIVING FOUNDATION CANADA PROGRAMS SUPPORT RELIEF EFFORT IN JAPAN
The Mobile Giving Foundation Canada, which brings the power and reach of mobile phones to registered charities as a fundraising and donor interaction mechanism, has enabled several new text message donation programs for Canadian charities to assist with their earthquake and tsunami relief efforts in Japan. The charities listed below are offering Canadians the opportunity to give through their mobile phones by texting any “KEYWORD” to its associated short code. Donors will then receive a message asking them to confirm their donation with a “YES” reply. A one-time charge of $5 or $10 will be added to the donor’s wireless bill or deducted from their prepaid balance. 100% of each donation will go to the donor’s chosen charity. Service is available on most carriers.
Pepto Bismol is SOOOO 2001. Move Over. You Suffer From Heartburn, Upset Stomach, Indigestion, Diarrhea…YOU NEED CAPT. BLACK TURDS!!! AUDIO!
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Dont’ Ever Use A Funyon As A Cock Ring. Trust Me!!!
It was just last week. I had began intercourse with a 58 year old female that I met inside Cadillac’s. She wanted cock. I wanted some “will money.” We began fucking before I asked “have you ever enjoyed the feeling of a cock with a cock ring.” She looked baffled. I got up to find a cock ring and immediately saw some Funyons….a whole bag laying around…..figured I’d put the “fun” in “funyons”….so, I found one that “fit” me and placed it around my pretty phallus. She then got up and put her clothes on and left!:( She missed a great sensation and a delicious snack!!!
Zeh’s 11 Meth Labs Uncovered IN BUST.
ELEVEN LABS ON JACKED UP ON THE DRUG CRYSTAL METH.
Aiken County-Authorities uncovered 11 Meth Labs ALL OWNED BY JORDAN ZEH. The labs, various in age and color, were spotted near some farm land in Aiken County all jacked up on meth. Zeh said “I never knew these labs were on meth. Why would a dog be on meth? It’s absurd but they barked for 3 days straight and I was all freaked out and knew something was super fishy. I was freaking out” when I saw them all cleaning their balls with their tongues like they had never cleaned them before. They were definitely on Meth.”
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Larry Miller Is At The Punchline This Weekend. ATL.
HEADLINER this week @The Punchline, by far the best Comedy Club in Atlanta Presents Larry Miller. You have seen him on TV and Film. Now, you see him doing what he is known as a legend with. Stand Up Comedy. Saturday IS ALREADY SOLD OUT. Click on the Punchline logo for their website. We thank Marcie, Kirk, Jamie, Jason and the entire “family” as Evil Genius TV has now partnered to give comedians optimum exposure. Watch for our short sketch videos with all of the comedians that come through and get ready for some extra fun this weekend! The Punchline is located in a very safe area of Atlanta and parking is not a problem. If you are within driving distance and ready to experience DIFFERENCE. Do it—-go to The Punchline This Weekend!!!
Zeh. Stone. 1st PodCast. It’s Called. Ready for this??? “Statutory Raped with Jordan Zeh and Matt Stone” Available through iTunes and here.
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Enjoy your mp3. Look for the bi weekly podcast and look for Zeh and Michelle Mitchell in “Podding Your Asshole.” Tomm afternoon.
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Comedian Jordan Zeh Meets Comedian Pat Brown. Result. A Meeting.
The Punchline in Altanta is YOUR ONLY SOUTHEAST CHOICE FOR COMEDY. Zeh’s official Evil Genius TV “Home” and get ready for his book and some Stand Up DVD soon!
