Gabourey Sidebe’s Vagina Houses Thousands Of Haitian and Chile Refugees and New Starbucks
Thousands of Haitian and Chilean refugees live up in dat shit!
Gabourey Sidebe wasn’t just “Precious” in the film. She’s precious in real life and so is her enormous vagina. Sidebe’s vagina is now the home of thousands of Haitians and Chile that became homeless because of the major earthquakes. Many with nowhere to turn had no idea where they would take refuge, but then Sidebe stepped up and announced she would be hosting the refugees inside her gigantic vagina. Haitian Giblert Jean-Baptist says “to be quite honest, I am glad the Earthquake hit. Haiti was so shitty compared to all the space inside Gaby’s vagina. I want to start a new nation in this new home! I love it in here. My family loves it too! ” Chilean refugee Adelmo Adelgonda says “my family and I owe Gaby and her vagina. It’s so warm in here. The only scary part thus far was the Quieff Warning we got the other day. Most of us, as you can imagine, directly after the traumatic earthquake were really scared but nothing happened. It was just a warning. ” Some may consider the company “evil,” but Starbucks has already announced the opening of a franchise that is set to open later this month inside the humongous vagina. Sidebe’s vagina is already being considered for a Nobel Peace Prize. Gaby’s Vagina will also be the host of an Oprah Winfrey taping where she plans to interview the refugees living inside of it and it’s even been mentioned for a possible host of The Super Bowl in 2015!
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