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Bottie Magoney and My Telemarketer Call. Who dat you want on coverage??? AUDIO



KNICKER LOVER’S AUDIO****KNICKERS WITH ATTITUDE. AUDIO


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The Abortion Bliss

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Public Service Announcement About Aids

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Homer Crabtree asks a telemarketer if they have ever Sucked a Fossil

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The Real CoCo Hates Avett Brothers

The real CoCo, the one known and beloved by millions, recently threw his own feces at the media player that boosted the terrible music of The Avett Brothers.  CoCo then started beating his chest before beating the everloving shit out of the person that forced the poor animal to listen to it.  That person was arrested with animal cruelty because law enforcement claimed that the animal was completely wronged through this form of punishment.


Knicker Lovers. The Return.



Gay Commodes Inc Introduce Latest Gay Commode. Audio. Listen To The Flush.


 


Online Degrees Becoming More And More Popular With The Less Intelligent.

Online degrees are becoming more and more popular with the less intelligent.  This study was done by intelligent people that revealed that a people that are “very stupid” to “average dumb” to just flat out ignorant people that don’t know any better are starting to sing up for the online degrees convinced they will get a job.  Franklin Funk III says he “can’t believe the fucking idiots…do they really think I am going to hire them to do anything that pays more than 7.00 an hour.”


95 Rock Raw. 1st Annual Mudrun. Colonscopy with Big Shots. The Brown Commode says do it. Ron Cross of Columbia County and Austin Rhodes Weigh In.

95 Rock Raw’s Jordan Zeh and Matt Stone, brainchilds of Bowling for Boobies and the leader of Breast Cancer Awareness have stepped up their game for the month of March.  Colon Cancer Awareness.  Colonscopy time.  Puckerhole. Camera. No Pollups.  And the 1st Annual 95 Rock Raw Mudrun.

 

 

 

 

 

 




Snag A Bag(Colostomy) Friday at 95 Rock Raw. Win One Every Hour On The Hour


Snag a bag Friday is here.  Colon Cancer Awareness is the month of March so everyone over 35 needs the camera in the puckerhole where our hope is to make sure doctors get to you as quickly as possible.  Make sure you listen to 95 Rock Raw every single hour for your chance to win a colostomy bag that the boys grabbed from donor as the Medical College this morning.  The boys took 4 bags and cut them from the fresh dead bodies before taking them to Top Notch Car Wash and having them rinsed and cleansed top notch style.     The boys then drove straight to The Sheriff’s office and demanded to be “hosed off Rambo style”  The Sheriff then noticed all of the scars from the boys injuries Purple Heart Heroics in Vietnam.


Homo, The Aids Infested Shark Get Queerbait ;) AUDIO…facebook Homo!



HOMO, the AIDS INFESTED SHARK—SWIMMING IN HELL. AUDIO###



Gems, Minerals, Fossils AUDIO telemarketers we are a “do not call” number. Hahaha



Dress Up Like A Chimney AUDIO***just listen



ANYONE THAT FINDS THIS RACIST IS A FUCKING IDIOT! Aces & Eights. The Only Place To Get A TAT!


BUBBIEFEST 2011. FUCKING YOUR COUSIN HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER. AUDIO #####



MY STATEMENT. AUDIO!!!



Dont’ Ever Use A Funyon As A Cock Ring. Trust Me!!!

It was just last week. I had began intercourse with a 58 year old female that I met inside Cadillac’s. She wanted cock. I wanted some “will money.” We began fucking before I asked “have you ever enjoyed the feeling of a cock with a cock ring.” She looked baffled. I got up to find a cock ring and immediately saw some Funyons….a whole bag laying around…..figured I’d put the “fun” in “funyons”….so, I found one that “fit” me and placed it around my pretty phallus. She then got up and put her clothes on and left!:(  She missed a great sensation and a delicious snack!!!


Zeh and Stone’s Daily Vlog


Poll: Have you ever cut a turd prematurely and felt bad about it?


Zeh’s 11 Meth Labs Uncovered IN BUST.

ELEVEN LABS ON JACKED UP ON THE DRUG CRYSTAL METH.

Aiken County-Authorities uncovered 11 Meth Labs ALL OWNED BY JORDAN ZEH.  The labs, various in age and color, were spotted near some farm land in Aiken County all jacked up on meth.  Zeh said “I never knew these labs were on meth. Why would a dog be on meth?  It’s absurd but they barked for 3 days straight and I was all freaked out and knew something was super fishy.  I was freaking out” when I saw them all cleaning their balls with their tongues like they had never cleaned them before.  They were definitely on Meth.”


Podcast. Episode 2. The Press Conference.

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Larry Miller Is At The Punchline This Weekend. ATL.

HEADLINER this week @The Punchline, by far the best Comedy Club in Atlanta Presents Larry Miller.  You have seen him on TV and Film.  Now, you see him doing what he is known as a legend with.  Stand Up Comedy.  Saturday IS ALREADY SOLD OUT.  Click on the Punchline logo for their website.  We thank Marcie, Kirk, Jamie, Jason and the entire “family” as Evil Genius TV has now partnered to give comedians optimum exposure. Watch for our short sketch videos with all of the comedians that come through and get ready for some extra fun this weekend!  The Punchline is located in a very safe area of Atlanta and parking is not a problem.  If you are within driving distance and ready to experience DIFFERENCE.  Do it—-go to The Punchline This Weekend!!!


Zeh Latest Endorsement. The Juice Bar. Gold’s Gym. Aiken. North Augusta. And “hell no, you don’t have to be a member to enjoy The Juice Bar.”


Soul Food 2. Zeh’s Gift and Contribution to Black History Month


Zeh. Stone. 1st PodCast. It’s Called. Ready for this??? “Statutory Raped with Jordan Zeh and Matt Stone” Available through iTunes and here.

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Enjoy your mp3.   Look for the bi weekly podcast and look for Zeh and Michelle Mitchell in “Podding Your Asshole.” Tomm afternoon.

Jordan :)


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