Rosie O’Donnell’s Finally Gets Wish. Vagina Removed. Penis Attached.
Rosie O'Donnell's removed vagina. "It spoke gibberish. It was alive."
Rosie O’Donnell, the star of the new Oprah Winfrey Network, finally got her wish as Oprah paid to have her vagina removed and a penis was attached to the 40 year old plus lesbian. Surgeon Dave Stumble said “her pussy smelled like shit and is the most hideous thing ever seen. No wonder she wanted a cock. It even blabbered something that no one knew what language it was speaking” Rosie, who is set to debut the Oprah Network was in the best of spirits including getting teary eyed when she urinated standing up for the first time. “This is so awesome. I hope it attracts a lot of women.”
Miserable Couple Roleplays And Doesn’t Even Know It
Mike and Barbara Beasley both role played during sexual intercourse the other night by pretending to like one another. Married for the past 14 years, Mike said he didnt’ even realize he role played until his best friend Jordan Zeh(www.jfzliveshere.com) pointed it out to him by saying “you hate her…she hates you…you guys totally role played last night dog” high fiving him. Mike said he looked forward to thinking about hating Barbara next time the fuck just to be fucking because they’re married. Barbara was quoted as saying “Yes, it’s true. I hate him. We are together just because of the kids. Did you say Jordan? I want to fuck him so badly.” Share this article by clicking the article and twitter and facebook it and email me at jzeh@me.com. This really helps jfzliveshere.com out tons. Also, hit the BIG “LIKE” BUTTON ON RIGHT SIDE AND LIKE MY FAN PAGE ON FACEBOOK.
Cowboys Martellus Bennett Issues Apology About Bent Shower Rod In Dick Pics
Cowboys Tight End Martellus Bennett has issued another apology after the “dick pics” nightmare claiming he never knew a bent shower rod was in the background. ”Nothing is more embarrassing than a bent shower rod, not even my big black penis being circulated around the world wide web by a mad ex girlfriend. I am ashamed. I ashamed for Cowboys Nation and the Dallas Cowboys organization, Jerry Jone,s and myself. It’s so tacky and ghetto.” said the Dallas Cowboys star.
Spurs George Hill VS Blazers Greg Oden TALLYWHACKER PIC CHAMPIONSHIP
George Hill thinks he has a bigger dick than Greg Oden.
The San Antonio Spurs’ George Hill has called The Portland Trail Blazers’ Greg Oden out and challenged him to a Dick Pick Challenge.
Greg will be "hard" to beat he says with a smile.
Greg Oden’s Dick Pics Prove African Americans have HUGE PENISES!
Portland Trailblazers Center Greg Oden’s ”dick” pics now circulating online have all but confirmed what people around the world have been speculating. African Americans have huge, humongous penises. Stuart Lovett, 34, says “I had heard about them having big ole tallywhackers, but my God. You could sit on it like a bench in a park.” Leslie Smith, 18, says “Wow. White people are really small compared to that. Now, I know why all the cheerleaders in my class are banging blacks.” Why yes Leslie, now we all do!, thanks to Greg Oden’s hairy hang down all over the internet.
Greg Oden shows off gigantic unit!
