If not having great tolerance of alcohol and barely open eyes wasn’t enough, Fok Wong says the fact that he’s Asian is even worse because of his very small penis. ”This leally leally leally sucks. I don’t rike it,” say the very friendly Asian. Fok is patiently awaiting a radio station contest where the tiniest Asian will be awarded a free penis enlargement. The contest “Asian and Ashamed” will be heard on 95rock.com soon on 95 Rock Raw with Jordan Zeh and Matt Stone. The contest will first call for Asians to write emails and letters telling what bad fortune their tiny penises have caused them during their lives. Fok will most likely be a fan favorite.
Hold your breath. Breathe. Take a deep breath. Augusta’s TWO MOST CONTROVERSIAL MOUTHS could soon be hosting a show together. Rest easy knowing that Austin will continue hosting his WGAC talk radio show while Jordan will continue cohosting his 95 Rock Raw program but…..know that Austin Rhodes and Jordan Zeh are in talks about a possible one hour show with a format yet to be determined. The conservative talk show host was a “rude dog” years ago on 96 RXR popular morning show “Joe Mama And The Rude Dogs” so don’t think he isn’t ready to join in on Zeh’s abrasive, dark humored style. Entertainment? Politics? Sports? Music? Comedic Bits? The format for the show is rumored to have it all although no one is quite sure what politcal affiliation and alliance Zeh has. Could Zeh be a liberal Democrat? How much fun would that lead to? We know that the talk show host is an avid Steeler fan while Zeh roots for the rival Patriots. Regardless of the format, the show will be a definite “hit” while drawing from the very large audiences both bring to the table. In the meantime, please comment on a possible name for a show as well as what format you would like to see.
Ever since Clint Eastwood starred in my favorite movies of all time “Any Which Way You Can” and “Every Which Way But Loose,” I have dreamed of owning my own orangutan monkey. I dreamed of owning my own Clyde . My life dream recently became reality when I purchased an orangutan monkey and immediately named it L. Ron Hubbard(L. Ron Hubbard was the creator of Scientology, which he believed that when someone dies, they come back in some other life form—-therefore, this orangutan or any animal or leaf or pinecone could literally be L. Ron Hubbard, for which I name most of my pets) and this monkey loves the porch. He sits out on the porch almost the entire day. I will call him “Hey, L. Ron—-why don’t you come inside” and NOTHING. He just sits outside on the porch smoking cigarettes and people watching.
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Werd! Yes, 95 Rock Raw will have a daily “Urban Legend” segment highlighting the most important African Americans ever to grace us with their presence. Here is the schedule for just the first week of Black History Month.
Feb 1st—the cop in the Village People
Feb 2nd-The G.I. in the Village People
Feb 3rd-The P.I. on Matlock
Feb 4th-The other P.I. on Matlock.
Feb 5th-Sgt Al Powell on Die Hard and Carl Winslow on Family Matters
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