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Ask A Nurse Call Zeh’s Godson Calls About Camel Toe

jordanzeh — Sat, 04 May 2013 20:33:03 +0000

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Georgia Finally Figures Out How To Beat Florida. Infiltrate One Of Their Own As Coach.

jordanzeh — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:43:38 +0000

It’s what most of us thought when The University of Georgia Bulldogs beat Florida for only the 4th time in the past 22 attempts. How? The fact that Florida was in a rebuilding year under the direction of a new coach. Stop right there. New coach. Where is this coach from? Georgia, where he lost 4 straight times against the Gators in the 90′s when Coach Spurrier changed everything about the series and started DOMINATION. WILL MUSCHAMP is his name and he is a Georgia Bulldog. Four years at safety for the University of Georgia which led Georgia coaches desperate for a way to beat Florida. “I didn’t think anyone would figure it out. I feel totally ashamed. About as ashamed as I have felt losing to Florida most of my career,” said head coach Marc Richt. ”It was the drunken driver Athletic Director’s idea before he left. Maybe Muschamp will get the head coaching job at Florida and let us win is what the drunken colored told me,” said Richt. A full investigation is underway and could pose a forfeiture of win for UGA, although the penalty seems kinda harsh since they seldom win.

Mastering The New Mac Operating System. OSX Lion. Computer Tutorial by Jordan Zeh

jordanzeh — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 22:07:20 +0000

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“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Ban Over. Navy to offer Navy Seals and Navy Starfishesisis..

jordanzeh — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 21:52:37 +0000

Congress did away with the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy today, leaving the military to make some different decisions. The Navy immediately offered training for a new group of special ops to be known as the “Navy Starfishesisis.” The Navy Starfishesisises will be heavily trained in defense and offensive skills such as ripping enemy penises off with their mouth as well as torturing the enemy with classified sodomy. The military also will be consulting with Dolce and Gabbana, Versache, and Prada to come up with an outfit fitting and acceptable to the homosexual community.

Police Station SandwichesNew Audio For The New Evil Genius Radio NetworkSneak Your Peak

jordanzeh — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 02:06:11 +0000

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People That Should Die And Rot In Hell, the book, illustrated and written by Jordan Zeh just $1.99!!!

jordanzeh — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 15:42:56 +0000

“People That Should Die and Rot In Hell” has charted it’s first couple weeks exclusively at LuLu.com!!!! I want a final week of charting by offering the book to the fans for just $1.99. This sale could stop in one hour or next week, so download the copy fast!!! Click on the image or this link.

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jordanzeh — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 15:31:38 +0000

Got a new website…actually a few new websites…..the first one is jordanzeh.com!, which will be different than jfzliveshere.com in various ways. Find out what ways by visiting both daily.

Aaron Rodgers Wishes He Didnt’ Look Like A Villain

jordanzeh — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 15:17:48 +0000

Aaron Rodgers, QB of the Green Bay Packers, isn’t happy with his physical appearance. “I look like a villain even with this ring full of diamonds,” says Rodgers. “It’s not easy being ugly. Quarterbacks are suppose to be a tad handsome and I’m far from it!!! I am the Mark Rypien of this generation.” Brett Favre commented about the situation by just grinning showing off his perfect smile and saying “yeh, Something About Mary would have been even funnier had she been dating Aaron Rodgers. It’s a good thing he’s a millionaire or he probably would be a virgin.” Rodgers continues to be ugly as far as appearance but throws a very pretty ball.

“People That Should Die and Rot In Hell” The Book. Now available.

jordanzeh — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 12:03:30 +0000

Dreams can be fulfilled(partially). I wanted this to be a rip off 365 days calendar but only sent one query letter to a publishing company(a religious one by acccident) and they told me to “seek Jesus.” Now, the first of the “People That Should Die and Rot In Hell” series comes to life through Lulu and soon to iBooks and Amazon!

Ron Howard, Inventor Of Scientology, is the AntiChrist and must die. Video From Me Live At Church Of Scientology Tomm.

jordanzeh — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 03:14:44 +0000

Ron Howard, who wrote the book(forget name) that would end up founding Scientology must die before he becomes more powerful than Jesus. As a matter of fact, he might be the AntiChrist. The facts add up.

DO NOT LOOK INOT THIS MAN’S EYES IN THIS PIC.

1. He’s loveable.

2. He’s handsome

3. He’s charming.

4- He seems to have some kinda spell on you when he speaks.

5-He is worshipped already by millions as just “fans.”

Think about this shit before you go to bed and I hate to say it but he may need to be stopped. Tomorrow, I plan to video a trip to a Church of Scientology and ask to speak to their highest Ron Howard worshipper.