Leviatrex. The Drug.
I recently started taking Leviatrex, a prescription drug for heartburn. If you take LeviaTrex, be extremely careful! Many of the symptoms of Leviatrex began just a few days after taking the medication for heartburn because excessive drinking and smoking. Those symptoms were on the TV and radio ad and about three(3) of them showed up immediately. Symptoms include unindentifiable bloody semen in your stool, dead babies everywhere you go, horrible complexion, severe bags under you eyes, Aids, Chron’s, M.S., M.D, Cerebral Palsy, thoughts of violent homocide, excessive nut sweat, unwanted lots of hair on your ass, and boogers. See your doctor immediately if one or more of these symptoms occur.
This Is What I Did At Work Today
I remember getting up early this morning and saying to myself “Wow, I really want to photoshop a picture of the silly shark with the Soul Surfer Poster. I knew it would be one of the things I could cross off my list today of “Things To Accomplish At Work.” I am sorry it took sooooo long for me to get it up but I went for a long walk from about 930am to noon before I swam for a bit before taking part in my 4 hour workday and beginning a tough 20 hour workweek. Please forgive me!, for I beat the everloving shit out of the system. 
Now kiddos. Go grab silly sharks off the web and crop them onto the Soul Surfer poster and win a weekly prize for the Best One. All entries will appear on my site and 95rock.com! Go!!! Now, I must start #2 of “Things To Accomplish” at work. Time to illegally download some music! 
OH CALCUTTA IS BACK!!! AUGUSTA MALL. AUDIO***
I REMEMBER BEING 7 YEARS OLD AND BEING MY FIRST SWORD AND NINJA STAR. I WAS INSIDE THE REGENCY MALL IN AUGUSTA, GA. MY GRANDPARENTS WOULD EVENTUALLY QUIT ALLOWING ME TO GO THE REGENCY MALL WITH THEM. WHY? BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T GOING. THE SNOW BIRDS HAD EVIDENTLY SCARED THEM TO THE AUGUSTA MALL BECAUSE I WOULD OVERHEAR THEM GOING “THAT PLACE IS BECOME OVERRUN BY CANADIANS.” THEY NEVER REALLY PAID MUCH ATTENTION TO MY BAGS I GUESS BECAUSE I WOULD OFTEN FILL THEM FULL OF UNIQUE TREASURES FROM “OH CALCUTTA.” A MACHETE. 2 MACHETES. A SWORD. A LONGER SWORD. 27 NINJA STAR COLLECTION. ONE OF THE BEST IN NEIGHBORHOOD THAT EVEN RIVALED 5 YEAR OLD JIMMIE MATTINSON. I AM SO PROUD TO SAVE ALL MY EARNINGS FORM RADIO OVER THE YEARS AND BRING OH CALCUTTA BACK TO AUGUSTA! HERE IS THE FIRST MARKETING COMMERCIAL.
THOUGHT THE MAXIM PARTY WAS SOMETHING??? GET READY. THE READER’S DIGEST PARTY INSIDE CATARACTS! AUDIO****
EVERYONE IS GETTING EXCITED ABOUT THE READER’S DIGEST PARTY UP INSIDE CATARACT’S NIGHTLIFE.
My Book Now Titled “Flagella, Pinecones & Vagina” Is Complete. Coming Sooner Than Soon. April. Twenty Eleven.
Hello loved ones! I have finally completed my book. Procrastination can suck it. After lots of arguing with people that I respect but are inferior to the talent(me), my book finally has the name I intended for it to have. ”Flagella, Pinecones & Vagina” is not an autobiography although it contains large portions of my life from sexcapades to relationships to random bullshit to philosophies. It also has some of my favorite pictures and art. If I thought it reflected “me” then I put it in “Flagella, Pinecones, & Vagina”. What will you find in the book? You will find out why I think the way I do. You will find what else I think. How men that pay for the full abortion are true gentlman. A funeral home that runs a monthly special on anyone that died of Aids in funny. A business that only sells child caskets. Funny. A business that only sells child caskets that are wild. Wild child caskets with bananas on them. Funnier. An abortion center that encourages abortions while you get pedicures, manicures, and all female pampering while getting the abortion and named “The Abortion Bliss”. Funny. A nightclub teaming up with that place to present “Abortion Fever Friday.” Funnier. The Abortion Bliss presents Fetus Caskets. Funny. Wild fetus caskets. Funnier A place where old farts can buy their last dress or suit to be buried in called “CasketWear”. Funny. A tanning salon that encourages masturbation while tanning. Jack N Tan. Funny. A funeral “shelter” for the homeless. Funny. A ghost roll rather than ghost walk for the crippled. Funny. A place where you can kill a turkey anyway you want to rather than a turkey shoot. A turkey slaughter. Funny. A toilet paper that “wants your asshole” as it’s slogan. Funny. Calling and asking if you could smother a bitch with a contour pillow? Funny. Ordering a bubblegum lovers pizza. Comedy. A gay bar specifically for heterosexual guys. Funny. A hair cut place just for retards specializing in that specific cuts for retards. SpecialCuts. Funny. Xanax, Children’s Formula. Funny. An Asian Buffet that also offers happy endings. Priceless. Aids Suppositories. Funny. Colostomy purses for females with Chron’s. Funny. An album titled Cocksuckers Who Love Cocksuckers featuring Creed and Friends. Funny. Knicker Lovers, your knicker paradise. Funny! A website called nudealbinos.com, where the eyes aren’t the only thing that’s pink. Funny. A website called notcoolenough.org, to let you know when it’s cool enough to leave a baby locked in a car. Funny. Fuck A Burger, a fast food restaurant that makes such attractive burgers, you will fuck it. Funny. Honkey Thumbs, a flesh colored Brazilian nut. Funny. Dogkilla Dogfood Poison. Why use antifreeze when you got DogKilla? Funny. A Deaf Comedy Jam featuring DEAF(yes, hearing impaired) comics. Funny. Fats Wives Anonymous. A support group for husbands with fat wives. Funny. Using your tax refund to get an operation to have ribs removed so you can felate yourself. Funny. RainDeer. A children’s book about an autistic reindeer. Funny. Using guerilla glue and silly putty to patch up the hole in low income hermaphrodites. Funny. Referring to those tiny music mirrors you win at the fair as “coke mirrors.” Funny. Calling Asians that can barely speak English collect. Funny. Calling an abortion clinic to ask if they do gift certificates. Funny. A business ran by retired policeman that sell sandwiches called the Pelt & Stairs sandwich that you will want to take your penis and kinda rub and bump it all up in it.
All that from a one sick mind? And how did the audience react to them? How did my programmer react to them?
Satire, Absurd, Dark, Evil, Edgy, Raw, NO LIMITS. “Flagella, Pinecones, & Vagina” . April 2011.
Life Goes On. Corky. Painting. Nude on Unicorn with a Dude With A Pancake On His Head with a Dog. Awesome!
This is one of my favorite pieces of art that I own. It is Chris Burke, star of “Life Goes On” with another man and a pancake on his head with a dog riding a unicorn. It is special.
Rosie O’Donnell’s Finally Gets Wish. Vagina Removed. Penis Attached.
Rosie O'Donnell's removed vagina. "It spoke gibberish. It was alive."
Rosie O’Donnell, the star of the new Oprah Winfrey Network, finally got her wish as Oprah paid to have her vagina removed and a penis was attached to the 40 year old plus lesbian. Surgeon Dave Stumble said “her pussy smelled like shit and is the most hideous thing ever seen. No wonder she wanted a cock. It even blabbered something that no one knew what language it was speaking” Rosie, who is set to debut the Oprah Network was in the best of spirits including getting teary eyed when she urinated standing up for the first time. “This is so awesome. I hope it attracts a lot of women.”
KNICKER LOVER’S AUDIO****KNICKERS WITH ATTITUDE. AUDIO
Public Service Announcement About Aids
Homer Crabtree asks a telemarketer if they have ever Sucked a Fossil
The Real CoCo Hates Avett Brothers
The real CoCo, the one known and beloved by millions, recently threw his own feces at the media player that boosted the terrible music of The Avett Brothers. CoCo then started beating his chest before beating the everloving shit out of the person that forced the poor animal to listen to it. That person was arrested with animal cruelty because law enforcement claimed that the animal was completely wronged through this form of punishment.
Online Degrees Becoming More And More Popular With The Less Intelligent.
Online degrees are becoming more and more popular with the less intelligent. This study was done by intelligent people that revealed that a people that are “very stupid” to “average dumb” to just flat out ignorant people that don’t know any better are starting to sing up for the online degrees convinced they will get a job. Franklin Funk III says he “can’t believe the fucking idiots…do they really think I am going to hire them to do anything that pays more than 7.00 an hour.”
95 Rock Raw. 1st Annual Mudrun. Colonscopy with Big Shots. The Brown Commode says do it. Ron Cross of Columbia County and Austin Rhodes Weigh In.
95 Rock Raw’s Jordan Zeh and Matt Stone, brainchilds of Bowling for Boobies and the leader of Breast Cancer Awareness have stepped up their game for the month of March. Colon Cancer Awareness. Colonscopy time. Puckerhole. Camera. No Pollups. And the 1st Annual 95 Rock Raw Mudrun.
