Georgia Finally Figures Out How To Beat Florida. Infiltrate One Of Their Own As Coach.
It’s what most of us thought when The University of Georgia Bulldogs beat Florida for only the 4th time in the past 22 attempts. How? The fact that Florida was in a rebuilding year under the direction of a new coach. Stop right there. New coach. Where is this coach from? Georgia, where he lost 4 straight times against the Gators in the 90′s when Coach Spurrier changed everything about the series and started DOMINATION. WILL MUSCHAMP is his name and he is a Georgia Bulldog. Four years at safety for the University of Georgia which led Georgia coaches desperate for a way to beat Florida. “I didn’t think anyone would figure it out. I feel totally ashamed. About as ashamed as I have felt losing to Florida most of my career,” said head coach Marc Richt. ”It was the drunken driver Athletic Director’s idea before he left. Maybe Muschamp will get the head coaching job at Florida and let us win is what the drunken colored told me,” said Richt. A full investigation is underway and could pose a forfeiture of win for UGA, although the penalty seems kinda harsh since they seldom win.
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Ban Over. Navy to offer Navy Seals and Navy Starfishesisis..
Congress did away with the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy today, leaving the military to make some different decisions. The Navy immediately offered training for a new group of special ops to be known as the “Navy Starfishesisis.” The Navy Starfishesisises will be heavily trained in defense and offensive skills such as ripping enemy penises off with their mouth as well as torturing the enemy with classified sodomy. The military also will be consulting with Dolce and Gabbana, Versache, and Prada to come up with an outfit fitting and acceptable to the homosexual community.
Police Station Sandwiches***New Audio For The New Evil Genius Radio Network***Sneak Your Peak
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People That Should Die And Rot In Hell, the book, illustrated and written by Jordan Zeh just $1.99!!!
“People That Should Die and Rot In Hell” has charted it’s first couple weeks exclusively at LuLu.com!!!! I want a final week of charting by offering the book to the fans for just $1.99. This sale could stop in one hour or next week, so download the copy fast!!! Click on the image or this link.
jordanzeh.com!!!
Got a new website…actually a few new websites…..the first one is jordanzeh.com!, which will be different than jfzliveshere.com in various ways. Find out what ways by visiting both daily.
Aaron Rodgers Wishes He Didnt’ Look Like A Villain
Aaron Rodgers, QB of the Green Bay Packers, isn’t happy with his physical appearance. “I look like a villain even with this ring full of diamonds,” says Rodgers. “It’s not easy being ugly. Quarterbacks are suppose to be a tad handsome and I’m far from it!!! I am the Mark Rypien of this generation.” Brett Favre commented about the situation by just grinning showing off his perfect smile and saying “yeh, Something About Mary would have been even funnier had she been dating Aaron Rodgers. It’s a good thing he’s a millionaire or he probably would be a virgin.” Rodgers continues to be ugly as far as appearance but throws a very pretty ball.
“People That Should Die and Rot In Hell” The Book. Now available.
Dreams can be fulfilled(partially). I wanted this to be a rip off 365 days calendar but only sent one query letter to a publishing company(a religious one by acccident) and they told me to “seek Jesus.” Now, the first of the “People That Should Die and Rot In Hell” series comes to life through Lulu and soon to iBooks and Amazon!
Ron Howard, Inventor Of Scientology, is the AntiChrist and must die. Video From Me Live At Church Of Scientology Tomm.
Ron Howard, who wrote the book(forget name) that would end up founding Scientology must die before he becomes more powerful than Jesus. As a matter of fact, he might be the AntiChrist. The facts add up.
DO NOT LOOK INOT THIS MAN’S EYES IN THIS PIC.
1. He’s loveable.
2. He’s handsome
3. He’s charming.
4- He seems to have some kinda spell on you when he speaks.
5-He is worshipped already by millions as just “fans.”
Think about this shit before you go to bed and I hate to say it but he may need to be stopped. Tomorrow, I plan to video a trip to a Church of Scientology and ask to speak to their highest Ron Howard worshipper.
Elum, The Drug Mule. Bal, The Meth Lab. Animating Them For A Cartoon
A drug mule and his best friend, a meth lab. Elum, the drugged out mule and his best friend Bal, a chocolate lab work through life together trying to come off the drugs. This is the latest project from Jordan Zeh. Animation in progress. Tease coming soon to you tube. Enjoy!
Gabourey Sidibe Depressed
Actress Gabourey Sidibe is depressed after making a BIG FAT IMPACT as “Precious.” The actress said no one really cares about the show about the lady with cancer and no movie roles have called for someone who weighs enough to be considered a heart attack risk. Insiders say even A list actors like Morgan Freeman, Samuel L. Jackson, Denzell Washington, and Brad Pitt refuse to work with Gabourey because “she fucking stinks like a fat mothefucker does” Samuel Jakcson said. Gabourey is rumored to be using food to cope with her depression which should soon give TLC a new “Half Ton” show to be called “Half Ton Celebrity.”
The Undertaker Praised For Funeral Arrangements Of Macho Man
The Undertaker has been quite a busy man. Not only wrestling, but single handedly taking care of all the funeral arrangements of dead wrestlers. Owen Hart, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit and family, Mr. Perfect, Brian Pillman, Earthquake, and all the other dead wrestlers but nothing could have been more special than what he put together for the Macho Man. Funeral arrangements included Slim Jims for everyone in attendance as well as replica belts for all the nerds(fans) attending as well.
Heavenly Ham Safest Place In America.
Remember that Muslims fear the pig. That’s why I am declaring Heavenly Ham the safest place in America to celebrate Osama Bin Laden’s death. Osama Bin Laden, who is being ass raped by 99 male virgins in Hell, was the leader of the world’s largest terrorist network. Men and Women fear his death will cause a retaliation by the terrorist organization although I am going to go on record and say that these dune coons will never catch us off guard again thus there is not reason other to celebrate this great death by enjoying Ham, keeping some of it in your wallet in case a Muslim comes around to throw on them, and of course…..Natural Light and 4 Locos. Join us tonight at Heavenly Ham for the biggest celebration of Osama’s great death.
Osama Bin Laden Authentic Death Photo Directly Before Being Ass Raped by 99 Male Virgins in Hell.
Osama directly before getting ass raped by 99 male virgins.
First Osama Bin Laden Death Pics. Exclusive. JFZ Lives Here.
jfzliveshere.com has obtained the first photographs of Osama Bin Laden dead. More to come.
Osama Bin Laden dead as fuck.
“How To Talk A Girl Into An Abortion For Dummies” by Jordan Zeh
Jordan Zeh’s eleven abortions haven’t been in vein. As a matter of fact, he is become today’s foremost on abortions and how to talk a girl into getting one. Using sneaky, subtle techniques to bold “I’m never going to have anything to do with this child,” the book is soon to be a nationwide best seller for responsible men that know they do not want to have a baby. The book hits shelves in June 2012.
