“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Ban Over. Navy to offer Navy Seals and Navy Starfishesisis..

Congress did away with the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy today, leaving the military to make some different decisions.  The Navy immediately offered training for a new group of special ops to be known as the “Navy Starfishesisis.”  The Navy Starfishesisises will be heavily trained in defense and offensive skills such as ripping enemy penises off with their mouth as well as torturing the enemy with classified sodomy.    The military also will be consulting with Dolce and Gabbana, Versache, and Prada to come up with an outfit fitting and acceptable to the homosexual community.