It wasn’t long after 9/11, that Congress received letters threatening them with anthrax.   I remember it very very clearly.  Like it was yesterday.  After 9/11, I experienced really bad “paranoia” in a general sense.  I worried that Al Queda might get even crazier and start putting tacs in seats of American citizens, piranhas in water fountains in our malls, and perhaps lure Jerry’s Kids(kids with Cerebral Palsy) into becoming sexual prostitutes over there in their crazy child prostitution rings.  Anything that would make us Americans more angry, I felt they were capable of doing.  I wrote letters and then more letters to the Senate and House pleading with them to look into these things I was paranoid about.  I was also smoking A LOT OF WEED(before and after attacks) that didn’t do well with my heightened paranoia.  I was so high that a breaking news reports showed members of Congress outside their offices discussing a letter Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle had received threatening them with Anthrax.  I was PISSED at this fucker!!!  WHO HAD THREATENED OUR POLITICIANS????!!!! FUCK WHO EVER HAD!!!  Then—–EVERYTHING CHANGED…as they showed a picture of the letter, MY BLOOD RUSHED OUT OF MY BODY IT FELT LIKE..I WAS DIZZY… HOLY MAMMAL SHIT??? This handwriting looked all sooooo familiar.  What the hell could have the marijuana been laced with to make me write a letter to Tom Daschle and threaten him and the rest of Congress with Anthrax when I was one of the first people to start putting the American flag up on my house right after the 9/11 attacks(bought it that night at Wal Mart and was up the next day)?????  How could anyone have my exact ALL CAPS BLOCK PRINT handwriting?  Holy shit??? I must have gotten so really bad laced shit and wrote this letter and the FBI and CIA would probably soon all be SWATting in and taking me in for questioning and I would have no answers.  I didn’t even remember writing this god damn letter.  That’s what I would say and stick to it.  It was the truth. To make it worse, the reporters kept reminding the viewers that the person who wrote the letter used the handwriting of a 4th grader to get it opened and not look suspicious.   Who the fuck was THIS ANCHOR and the REST OF THE ANCHORS to talk shit about my handwriting????!!!!! I had enough problems to think about.  Handwriting and penmanship was not on my mind until they kept reminding me over and over again that I wrote like a child.  That’s when I snapped and took the remote control and hit the power button and carefully put it back down on the sofa.  I collapsed into the recliner and the next morning I awoke carefully looking around only to cautiously cut the TV back on and find out they had captured the man who wrote the letter.  The man who tried to FRAME ME…not a 4th grader!!!